One side effect of getting into reptiles is that I can never take snakes in movies seriously anymore. They’ll try to act like a ball python is a Scary Deadly Exotic Demon Viper and I’m just sitting there like “sure, Jan”
i said it once i’ll say it again. i’d much rather hang out with someone who talks like “heckin’ doggo” or whatever and has good intentions than someone who makes fun of everyone they encounter & reblogs pictures of knives and hello kitty with xanax because it makes them look “hard”
why is miles being middle to upper middle class so hard to comprehend? He never had to starve, his parents are happy to buy him art supplies, he never had to steal he never needed donations from the people of New York. Literally, Peter is canonically more broke than Miles.
[pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen years her senior. She sued to try and stop it [the tape’s circulation] and she couldn’t and it became the best selling sex tape for two years on the porn market.”
legit the rawest scene in the entire BBC Merlin series is and always will be the very first episode when Merlin looked Prince Arthur Pendragon of Camelot, flanked by no less than four muscled knights, in the goddamn eyes and said, “Ooh, got your daddy’s men to protect you?” Wtf. who taught him to be that savage.
Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.
This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.
If we can, we are probably going to keep her.
What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable.
We have named this glorious creature Nux.
A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!
Oh my god!!!!
i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him
